lol i promised everyone in my biology class that i would bring them doughnuts if they wore red shirts on tuesday but im just going to get the school officer to come down and talk to them about gang affiliation

my sisters were playing disney monopoly and they commissioned me as banker so i took all the figures and made them perform a satanic ritual where they sacrifice peter pan to the devil
ATTENTION INTERNET: THIS IS A PENGUIN BEING TICKLED.
Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! The way it sounded when it was being tickled xD
AH! SO CUTE!
you’ve got your olive oil
virgin olive oil
extra virgin olive oil
olive oil with a questionable past
i know what jfc really stands for but i always have to think about it because i always think jesus fried chicken first
People can be good. You just have to give them a chance to show you.