May 2013
blein:
sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS...
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quoms:
imagine ‘anon crushes’ in real life
someone runs up to you dressed in like a tarp with a paper bag over their head and yells SORRY I LIKE YOU A LOT before vaulting over a table and sprinting away
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everyone is out doing stuff like prom and i’m just here listening to the same song over and over
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louisharrystylinson:
thehemospectrum:
what if our fingers were only as long as our toes
shedisenchants:
shedisenchants:
so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??
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praying:
cute boys only exist to cause pain
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i’d like to blame regina olsen for showing me another dead obscure band that i’ve fallen for
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andrew-rannells:
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wartortles:
what the fuck is eurovision
jpgay:
isnt it weird how like theres a million different species and u got put in the body of a human like u couldve been a giraffe or caterpillar but no ur a human
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lzbth:
‘im not a feminist’ ‘why?’ ‘because i don’t hate men’
temple-of-time:
When you see a typo on your text post a millisecond before it posts
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doglets:
what? this isn’t a nude beach this is a nerd beach who’s ready to catch some .wavs
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